heartbeatcity:

fun things to do as you watch the sand run out in that hourglass of a writer you’re dating:

beg to read his unpublished novel.

print it out.

email him thoughtful reactions, like, you are very good at writing sex scenes.

then, in the margins next to the sex scenes, write:

doesn’t feel that way at all.

no (underlined)

novelty underwear = statutory r.

WHOA — oedipal.

thinking you should publish this as fiction instead???

his email address.

then, leave the pages on some form of public transportation.